CATCH THE SPIRIT!!!
(courtesy of Tom Starkweather)
Who Killed Pete
I AM THE NEWS BITCH
look in the first 3 seconds and you’ll see a strapping young buck…yours truely on CNN
031506_07 (via pixelateit)
Nostalgia.
This looks like one of my patented non-sanctioned strawberry anal blast mint smoothies!
1pt ice
1 pt straweberry with red goo from the vat
1 pt 2 scoops of mint tea
CALIFORNIA!!!!!! here we come
A Day Without Ashlie Sembrot Is Like A Day Without Sunshine But The Kind Of Sunshine That Does Its Best Joan Crawford "Mommy Dearest" Impression For You After You've Spilled A Glass Of Water On Your Desk And Causes You To Cry A Little Bit
- Ashlie Sembrot*: Hello everyone!
- Blair Waldorf*: You're back! Are you feeling better?
- Ashlie Sembrot: Yes. I mean, I could have come in yesterday but I would have disgusted everybody. I was walking around like a snot faucet all day with tissues stuffed up my nose.
- Dan Humphrey*: Please, Ashlie. Go on. Give us more details.
- Ashlie Sembrot: Well... I'm pretty sure the Muccinex is giving me diarrhea.
- Blair Waldorf: [whispering] Ummm, Ashlie -- we have two new interns today. They're over there...
- Ashlie Sembrot: Whaaaaaat? Uhh. You guys! Has anyone seen Ashlie Sembrot? Anyone? Anyone at all? I hear she's not feeling well. Ashlie? Are you around? This is Eloise Butler looking for Ashlie Sembrot.
- Blair Waldorf: So do you want to meet them?
- Ashlie: Maybe later.
- *All names have been changed.
- My guesses on secret identities:
- Ashlie Diaheria = emily
- everybody else = people at work who dont have diheria
ViperWolf Episode 2!
VippppeerrrWOOOLLLLLF!!My friends Matt and Pete started a podcast. In this episode, they talk about Danger Mouse’s EMI drama, America’s most popular technological achievement (an iphone farting application) and how much they love Coldplay. I suggest beginning with episode 2 since there are some sound issues with the first one.I’m her friend Matt! Thanks Em!
Did you meet the new Nazi? He used to be the Pope!!!
the pope’s spokeswoman said on his trip to Isreal this week that he was “never, never, never” a hitler-youth. Then she remembered that he had admited it in a 1990s interview and that there were photographs during the 40s.
Look at this RIT representation! Thanks for taking this, Laura.
I love my fucking friends!
Why dont all you a-holes live in NYC so we could do this shit ALL THE TIME.
Those People
Never in my life I did think that i would hear about a race riot in KFC.
Never in my life did i think that this RAGE would also manifest itself as peaceful passive resistance movement for free chicken sandwiches.
I will never doubt the power of Oprah again
that psychic got me thinking…
I got my palm read last week by a psychic. I wanted a tarot reading but, couldnt afford it. Luckily she informed me that money will never be a problem for me, but I guess that doesnt apply to my budget for psychic readings ( which i’ve already had to cut back on because of the recession).
Anyway, she also told me that i am “being surrounded by my enemies and people jealous of me” and that i should watch out for that. This warning came right after one of her kids spilled candle wax all over her skirt. While her accident did make me doubt her precognitive abilities, I have decided to enumerate my enemies here, so that when i am eliminated you know who to blame.
1. other people who go to city college
2. bin ladin
3. the fucking asshole who wont stop playing Greatful Dead directly under my floor
4. the MTA
