June 2009
2 posts
WatchI AM THE NEWS BITCH
look in the first 3 seconds and you’ll see a strapping young buck…yours truely on CNN
May 2009
9 posts
CALIFORNIA!!!!!! here we come
A Day Without Ashlie Sembrot Is Like A Day Without...
Ashlie Sembrot*: Hello everyone!
Blair Waldorf*: You're back! Are you feeling better?
Ashlie Sembrot: Yes. I mean, I could have come in yesterday but I would have disgusted everybody. I was walking around like a snot faucet all day with tissues stuffed up my nose.
Dan Humphrey*: Please, Ashlie. Go on. Give us more details.
Ashlie Sembrot: Well... I'm pretty sure the Muccinex is giving me diarrhea.
Blair Waldorf: [whispering] Ummm, Ashlie -- we have two new interns today. They're over there...
Ashlie Sembrot: Whaaaaaat? Uhh. You guys! Has anyone seen Ashlie Sembrot? Anyone? Anyone at all? I hear she's not feeling well. Ashlie? Are you around? This is Eloise Butler looking for Ashlie Sembrot.
Blair Waldorf: So do you want to meet them?
Ashlie: Maybe later.
*All names have been changed.
My guesses on secret identities:
Ashlie Diaheria = emily
everybody else = people at work who dont have diheria
ViperWolf Episode 2! →
bryanhammer:
d43pan:
emilyi:
My friends Matt and Pete started a podcast. In this episode, they talk about Danger Mouse’s EMI drama, America’s most popular technological achievement (an iphone farting application) and how much they love Coldplay. I suggest beginning with episode 2 since there are some sound issues with the first one.
I’m her friend Matt! Thanks Em!
VippppeerrrWOOOLLLLLF!!
Those People
http://www.collegenews.com/index.php?/article/oprah_kfc_coupons_cause_riots_possible_racial_violence_0506200433/
Never in my life I did think that i would hear about a race riot in KFC.
Never in my life did i think that this RAGE would also manifest itself as peaceful passive resistance movement for free chicken sandwiches.
I will never doubt the power of Oprah again
that psychic got me thinking...
I got my palm read last week by a psychic. I wanted a tarot reading but, couldnt afford it. Luckily she informed me that money will never be a problem for me, but I guess that doesnt apply to my budget for psychic readings ( which i’ve already had to cut back on because of the recession).
Anyway, she also told me that i am “being surrounded by my enemies and people jealous of...
