that psychic got me thinking…
I got my palm read last week by a psychic. I wanted a tarot reading but, couldnt afford it. Luckily she informed me that money will never be a problem for me, but I guess that doesnt apply to my budget for psychic readings ( which i’ve already had to cut back on because of the recession).
Anyway, she also told me that i am “being surrounded by my enemies and people jealous of me” and that i should watch out for that. This warning came right after one of her kids spilled candle wax all over her skirt. While her accident did make me doubt her precognitive abilities, I have decided to enumerate my enemies here, so that when i am eliminated you know who to blame.
1. other people who go to city college
2. bin ladin
3. the fucking asshole who wont stop playing Greatful Dead directly under my floor
4. the MTA
