A Day Without Ashlie Sembrot Is Like A Day Without Sunshine But The Kind Of Sunshine That Does Its Best Joan Crawford "Mommy Dearest" Impression For You After You've Spilled A Glass Of Water On Your Desk And Causes You To Cry A Little Bit
- Ashlie Sembrot*: Hello everyone!
- Blair Waldorf*: You're back! Are you feeling better?
- Ashlie Sembrot: Yes. I mean, I could have come in yesterday but I would have disgusted everybody. I was walking around like a snot faucet all day with tissues stuffed up my nose.
- Dan Humphrey*: Please, Ashlie. Go on. Give us more details.
- Ashlie Sembrot: Well... I'm pretty sure the Muccinex is giving me diarrhea.
- Blair Waldorf: [whispering] Ummm, Ashlie -- we have two new interns today. They're over there...
- Ashlie Sembrot: Whaaaaaat? Uhh. You guys! Has anyone seen Ashlie Sembrot? Anyone? Anyone at all? I hear she's not feeling well. Ashlie? Are you around? This is Eloise Butler looking for Ashlie Sembrot.
- Blair Waldorf: So do you want to meet them?
- Ashlie: Maybe later.
- *All names have been changed.
- My guesses on secret identities:
- Ashlie Diaheria = emily
- everybody else = people at work who dont have diheria
